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Boss giving you a hard time lately?
Simply pick any 3 words from columns 1, 2, and 3 and watch him squirm as you call him a 'gleeking beef-witted bum bailey!'
Teacher constantly picking on you? Watch her jaw drop as you call her a 'mewling knotty-pated flax-wench!'
Driven mad by unsolicited phone calls? Hear them gasp as you call them 'venomed onion-eyed hugger-muggers!'
And how do you reckon Richard III feels being discovered buried under a car park? Well, like a 'gorbellied common-kissing puttock!'
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