SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT KIT

Tired of the same old swear words? Need to inject new life into your insults? Try new improved 'Shakespeare Insult Kit' ©. Yours for 12 monthly installments of just $4.99.

Boss giving you a hard time lately?
Simply pick any 3 words from columns 1, 2, and 3 and watch him squirm as you call him a 'gleeking beef-witted bum bailey!'

Teacher constantly picking on you? Watch her jaw drop as you call her a 'mewling knotty-pated flax-wench!'

Driven mad by unsolicited phone calls? Hear them gasp as you call them 'venomed onion-eyed hugger-muggers!'

And how do you reckon Richard III feels being discovered buried under a car park? Well, like a 'gorbellied common-kissing puttock!'

Hours of fun guaranteed!


http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/05/king-richard-iii-face-recreated?INTCMP=SRCH